Mr. Jack Is a Maniac! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins

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The Key to Self-Defense

After that, we had to go back to class so the other grades could get their turn with Mr. Jack. My teacher, Mr. Granite, started talking about fractions and stuff, but I couldn’t pay attention. I kept thinking about what had happened in the gym.

Not only did a girl kick my butt, but the girl was Andrea. And not only did she kick my butt, but she kicked my butt with the whole class watching. The best day of my life had turned into the worst day of my life.

Sitting in class, I felt like everybody was looking at me and whispering. I thought I was gonna die. I wanted to run away to Antarctica and live with the penguins. Penguins don’t attack each other. Penguins are nice.

After about a million hundred minutes, an announcement came over the loudspeaker. Our class had to go down to the gym again for another session with Mr. Jack. I didn’t want to go, but I knew that I had to. If I said I didn’t feel well or made up some other excuse, everybody would know it was just because I didn’t want Andrea to kick my butt again.

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